"When My Scrotum Burned Like A Motherfucker" By Alexander The Poet 05.24.07

I was feeling kind of lazy,
To go ahead and take a shower
So I then did something crazy
And it made me cry for an hour!

What I had done was spray cologne,
Over my urine stained underwear
Then I felt a sting on my bone,
But god damn it, it did not stop there!

The sensation moved quickly down,
And dominated my nutsack so
It made me curse, yell, bitch, and frown,
An object or two, I did thus throw!

It was then that I had found out,
I could have just changed my underwear
If I did that, I have no doubt,
My scrotum would not feel such despair!

THE END