The following piece was inspired by a game of billiards..

When I Got My Balls In The Hole

I grabbed my big stick

And racked up my balls

I tried a new trick

To sink them in hole

I kept stroking it

My big stick I mean

And the balls it hit

Were mine I did scream

I broke all my balls

None got in the hole

It was all my fault

I should of have known

The last game began

And I broke my tip

I can tell you then

That I felt like shit

Then this hot girl game

Ofcourse I did too

I was not the same

My balls were so blue

Then the game finished...

THE END