"Why Are My Balls So Hairy?" By Alexander The Poet 11.05.07

Why are my balls so hairy?,
 Because you see, it's driving my nuts, nuts
I need to find a fairy,
 To make my balls smooth, no ands, ifs, or buts!

See, I could shave my nutsack,
 But it would be pointless and make no sense
Cause the hair would just grow back,
 And it would be longer and more intense!

I must look at the bright side,
 To having a hairy crotch, there's a plus
Cause for me, it can provide,
 A bib, and collect my piss, cum, and pus!

So let my balls be hairy,
 They may scare little kids, but they will deal
They may look like a prairie,
 But fuck you all, cause to me, they're ideal!

THE END