"Why Does My Pubic Hair Shed?" By Alexander The Poet 07.11.06

Each night when I take off my underwear,
Just right before I go to bed
I discover on them my pubic hair,
And I wonder what makes them shed

I mean, I know that I don't damage them,
For I don't blowdry them at all
And highlights, streaks, and perms I don't give em,
So what makes my pubic hair fall?

My pubes' behavior is informal,
And of it, I am quite appalled
But perhaps all of it is just normal,
And my penis is going bald?

Of this crazy condition, I don't bask,
And how I wish from me it fled
So maybe I'll look up at God and ask,
Ask, why does my pubic hair shed?!

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