The following poem was inspired by Carly Milne's (porn
journalist) question of
whether or not she should get implants...

"Fake Boobs Are Bad" by Alexander The Poet 

Fake boobs may look nicer,
They may make you look more hot
But boobs will feel harder,
And boobs will not bounce a lot

I say let the boobs be,
It's not worth the million bucks
I felt some believe me
They all felt like fuckin' rocks

Whether it's silicon,
Or whether it is saline
Boobs will not be your own,
Boobs may leak and cause a scene

So girlfriend, "keep it real",
And just ignore all the rest
You do not want to kill,
Those fine hot natural breasts!

THE END