"A Girl With No Tits" by Alexander The Poet 


A girl with no tits,
Really does suck
With tits, size of zits,
You can't titty fuck

A girl with no tits,
She's not worth a buck
If she works the streets
Her, who'd pay to fuck?

A girl with no tits,
She can not breastfeed
She feels like a ditz,
Cause milk, babies need

A girl with no tits,
Needs to just confess
That on her, God spits,
Her, God did not bless

A girl with no tits,
Needs to get implants
Or I call it quits,
And zip up my pants!

THE END