"I Want To Squeeze Some Titties" By Alexander The Poet 06.20.09

I want to squeeze some titties,
 And I want to do it apt
And do so in each city,
 Without my face getting slapped!

I think it would feel awesome,
 I think it would get me hard
And result in so much come,
 That would leave my parents scarred!

If I had titties to squeeze,
 I think that would really rock
It would put my mind at ease,
 And be real good for my cock!

Thus, squeezing titties is great,
 For it makes life less shitty
So let me reiterate...
 I want to squeeze some titties!!!

THE END