This would be extremely funny if Christopher Walken read it...


"I Want To Suck Your Tits So Bad" By Alexander The Poet 09.06.07

This goes out to all of you hot chicks,
And I hope, that none of you get mad
But ever since I was young, like six,
I wanted to suck your tits so bad!

I suppose, you can blame my mother,
For breast-feeding me, a bit too much
But since then, tits, I've felt no other,
And a lot more tits, I yearn to touch!

I do have a sister, who has tits,
But she's family and she don't count
Instead, I should find a girl sans wits,
And it is her tits, that I should mount!

If you girls got small ones or big ones,
You can bring them to me, I'll be glad
And I'll high five you and smack your buns,
For bringing me tits, I want so bad!

THE END