"I'd Get You Pregnant Just To See Your Boobs Get Bigger" By Alexander The Poet 08.21.06

Girl, I feel that you need to know,
That I love big boobies way too much
And I know a way yours can grow,
Without plastic surgery and such!

I could plant my seed inside you,
So you therefore, would become pregnant
And my theory would thus, prove true,
I'd watch them titties grow like a plant!

I mean, I know that it won't last,
But hell, I'd enjoy it while I could
And when the 9 months have passed,
I'd do it again cause they looked good!

Granted, we may have many kids,
And I may not be such a great dad
But on my sperm, I'd put no lid,
Because you with big jugs is too rad!

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