"If I Had A Pair Of Breasts" By Alexander The Poet 01.31.07

If I had a pair of breasts,
I'd never get anything done
For on them, my hands would rest,
And I'd have me a lot of fun!

I'd close the door in my room,
And jiggle them both up and down
Until my penis went boom,
Then I'd begin the second round!

I'd pinch the nipples often,
And twist them really hard as well
Until they both would redden,
And like a bitch I'd cry and yell!

I don't care if they are small,
And I don't care if they are big
But don't make them flat like wall
Let them stick out a bit ya dig?!

Enclosing I'd have to say,
That I'd never have any guests
I would turn everyone away,
If I just had, a pair of breasts!

THE END