"May I See Your Tits?" By Alexander The Poet 05.11.05

The day you walked by me in full view,
I recall how my heart was torn to bits
And how much I wanted to ask you,
Wanted to ask you, may I see your tits?

For my eyes, they simply cannot lie,
Go on, have them take lie detection tests
They stared down your shirt, do you know why?,
Because they just wanted to see your breasts!

see, I really don't like to play games,
I like to be real honest and upfront
Despite what Cosmopolitan claims,
I just want to see your boobs, to be blunt!

So call me a pervert if you must,
But girl, I'm just like every other guy
Trust me, they'll all want to see your bust,
And if they don't, that's one big fucking lie!

THE END