"My Dick Explodes When It Looks At Your Tits" By Alexander The Poet 08.24.08

You know girl, each time when I see your fine cleavage,
 It gives me a woody, I admit
But when I see your tits, I go on a rampage,
 My dick explodes, and that's no bullshit!

See girl, the power that your tits have on my dick,
 It is amazing, to say the least
Cause with your tits, it immediately does click,
 Then a whole lot of cum gets released!

And if one day you told me that YOU had a cock,
 I think I'd probably let it slide
Because my eyes would focus on your tits that rock,
 Cause your tits girl, they can't be denied!

So girl, next time that you decide to stop on by,
 I ask you kindly, to bring your tits
Because with your tits present, my dick is not shy,
 It wants to socialize just a bit...

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