"Tits Envy" By Alexander The Poet 12.18.07

When I had first started looking at porn,
 More specifically, at naked chicks
My dick would be getting tired and worn,
 From masturbating to all of the pics!

The girls, they just looked so damn fucking hot,
 And mostly because, they had such nice tits
I had become jealous of what they got,
 And that kind of confused me just a bit!

I found myself really obsessed with tits,
 That I wanted to grow a pair myself
I'd start to benchpress and refuse to quit,
 I swear to God I was in need of help!

I guess I will settle for A cup pecs,
 Which do look like boobs I'm told quite a bit
And although they bounce nice when them I flex,...
 I'll never stop in my quest to grow tits!

THE END