"To Whom Did Those Tits Belong To?" By Alexander The Poet 03.27.07

One day, I saw this nice pair of tits,
To which I had jacked off alot and came
But do you know what tore me to bits?,
They were a girl's, but did not get her name!

I guess I should have got the remote,
And then taken the tv off of mute
But what if she sounded like a goat?,
My cock would then, not be able to shoot!

So I had sacrificed knowing her,
Just so that I can be able to cum
I felt like a real dick, as it were,
Because that was very stupid and dumb!

You see, that girl had tits that were grand,
But what her name was, I just had no clue
So I went on the internet and,...
Googled, to whom did those tits belong to?...

THE END