"When Girls Have Boobs, All Is Forgiven" By Alexander The Poet 05.24.08

I think girls are very fortunate,
 Because they possess a thing called breasts
And to breasts, I am such a magnet,
 I forget girls have anything else!

I'm not much into girls with short hair,
 Rather, I prefer it to be long
But if they happen to have, a pair,
 Then my attraction to them is strong!

When a woman has some cellulite,
 Well you see, she's still good in my book
Cause her tits are big and stick out right,
 And to THAT fat tissue, I am hooked!

And if a chick's face is not so hot,
 Well with me, she still does have a chance
If she has big breasts that weigh alot...
 That create a huge bulge in my pants!

In conclusion, girls can fuck shit up,
 But if they got boobs, all's forgiven
Whether they're a B, C, or D cup...
 Boobs are great and make life worth livin'!

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