"Why Are Tits So Nice To Look At?" By Alexander The Poet 02.03.07

Why are tits so nice to look at,
And why do they make my dick very hard
Well it's easy to answer that,
Every one knows why, even a retard!

I mean, just look at any pair,
And you'll immediately understand
Their symmetry just makes you stare,
And make you want to grab them with your hand!

Granted, tits are just fat tissue,
But it's fat tissue that is sculpted well
And inside each Playboy issue,
You will see lots of it, that's what they sell!

I think most guys want girls with tits,
Because it gives them something to look at
It sure beats looking at armpits,
I think everyone can agree with that!

THE END