"Why Do I Love Tits So Much?" By Alexander The Poet 09.14.07

Why do I love tits so much?,
Seriously, it's driving me insane
And them, I don't have to touch,
Just by looking at them, I'm entertained!

When my eyes see a nice rack,
It sends these, potent signals to my dick
Then stuff builds in my nutsack,
Which makes it become quite hard really quick!

It's as if, tits are magic,
Cause by them, I am very much spellbound
Until I find tits tragic,
That would be, when they start to touch the ground!

But thank god there's lots of tits,
For each bad pair, there's ten nice ones and such
And liking them, I won't quit,
Jesus Christ, why do I love tits so much?!

THE END