"Why Do Tits Give Me Wood?" By Alexander The Poet 04.20.09

It is very much understood
That a pair of tits give me wood

But see, what I would like to know
Is exactly why, that is so

With countless research, I have found
I like tits that are big and round

For I just find them to look great
They make me always masturbate

So I guess I should not question
Why tits give me an erection

And accept that tits give me wood
And enjoy it cause it feels good!

THE END