"With A Paycheck, I Can Afford Tits" By Alexander The Poet 06.27.08

I always get happy about payday,
 For then, life is grand and it ain't the pits
It makes me afford stuff and be ok
 But best of all, it makes me afford, tits!

Without my paycheck, tits would not like me,
 And I would feel, so sad and so alone
And I doubt, that I could get tits for free,
 And I doubt, that I would ever get blown!

So whenever I end up getting paid,
 I just know, everything will be just fine
I just know, I'll be able to get laid,
 And on a nice pair of tits, I will dine!

So ladies, it's payday bitches, you hear?,
 Which thus means, that by your street I will pass
And you will hear me sing and spread good cheer,
 And be glad you don't cost as much as gas!

THE END