"You're Damn Right I Was Looking At Your Tits" By Alexander The Poet 11.10.07

As my eyes stared without blinking,
I seemed to notice, it tore you to bits
And I knew what you were thinking,
You're damn right I was looking at your tits!

But you see, it was not my fault,
That your tits, were so pretty and divine
They're the kind I'd love to assault,
Then fly them to Vegas, and make them mine!

I know, you may feel uneasy,
With a guy like me, looking at your tits
I know, you'd think I was sleazy,
But you know what though, I don't give a shit!

Because with tits as hot as yours,
My eyes will never ever, call it quits
And them, you can try to ignore,
But they will not stop looking at your tits!

THE END