You are a two headed piece of shit,
And I simply refuse to rest
Until you, I can finally beat,
When I am playing puzzle quest!
I try my best to get all the gold,
So you don't get, a second turn
But the way things usually unfold,
I always seem to just get burned!
Why is it, I can get in one turn,
And then after, you get in twelve?!
Tell me, what spells can I try to learn,
That will make you go fuck yourself?!
With your club, you know what you can do?,
You can shove it far up your ass
So then hopefully I could beat you,
And then gain me more skill and class!
Dugog, why won't you just fucking die?,
Cause you get me so frustrated
And you make me quit the game and cry,
An ogre more, I've not hated!
THE END