"Ode To Dugog" By Alexander The
Poet 05.21.09
You are a two headed
piece of shit,
And I simply
refuse to rest
Until you, I can finally
beat,
When I am
playing puzzle quest!
I try my best to get all
the gold,
So you don't
get, a second turn
But the way things
usually unfold,
I always seem
to just get burned!
Why is it, I can get in
one turn,
And then after,
you get in twelve?!
Tell me, what spells can
I try to learn,
That will make
you go fuck yourself?!
With your club, you know
what you can do?,
You can shove
it far up your ass
So then hopefully I could
beat you,
And then gain
me more skill and class!
Dugog, why won't you just
fucking die?,
Cause you get
me so frustrated
And you make me quit the
game and cry,
An ogre more,
I've not hated!
THE END