"It Sucks To Be A Virgin" by Alexander The Poet 

It sucks to be a virgin, 
But there is not much I can do
Girls wont allow my cock in,
And release in them, my hot goo

How do I manage to cope?,
Without ever getting me laid
All the girls I want to grope,
With that, I make them all afraid

Most girls don't like facial hair
And the others, find chesthair gross
But you know what, I don't care
If they don't want my cock, their loss!

There's a girl out there for me,
Because I believe in true love
And until she comes you see,
I will just browse porn and jerk off!

THE END