"Oh, So THAT'S Where I Stick It In?" By Alexander The Poet 06.16.07

Oh, so THAT'S where I stick it in?,
Stupid me, I thought I was on a roll
But gosh darn it, to my chagrin,
I was gonna put it, in the wrong hole!

How could I make such an error?,
For I had a map, of the vagina!
And thus, I was filled with terror,
Because I thought her snatch, was in China!

I think it's all a cruel game,
For more than just 1 hole, to be down there
To my dick, they'd all feel the same,
And when I'd cum, I don't think I would care!

But sigh, fucking must be done right,
For there is no room, for any mistakes
Unless I find girls that ain't bright,
And then see just how much pain they could take...

THE END