From New York comes to us, a hot blonde chick,
Who's in love with french culture, this I know
This rockin' babe, grew on me pretty quick,
This hot babe's name, is Ashley Massaro!
At 12, she won her first beauty pageant,
And then started, a modeling career
At that point, it became quite apparant,
In just what direction, her life would steer!
She was featured in FHM and Stuff,
And became Miss Hawaiin Tropic, twice
She was on E! Wild On too, that's no bluff,
And she works with charities, she's so nice!
On her,I have fully done my research,
And I found out, that she is one cool fox
And she'll win the WWE Divasearch,
Because Ashley Massaro, freakin' rocks!
THE END
Research for this poem was done at her official website:
http://www.ashleymassaro.com