In Lima, Ohio was born,
A true great wrestler named Al Snow
He had a mustache made for porn,
But he lost bouts on every show!
He had a few gimmicks throughout,
But yet, none of them worked for him
Then a smart thought from him did sprout,
Then his future was not as dim!
When he created the job squad,
His career began to take off
But you know what was very odd,
Winning matches was still so tough!
He had with him a mannequin head,
And Head happened to be it's name
A loud "We Want Head" chant it led,
And it garnered him way more fame!
Fans who have actually met him,
Confessed that he smelled very nice
I'm gonna go out on a limb,
And guess that he uses Old Spice!
Later he became a trainer,
On Tough Enough, to be exact
Then he was an commentator,
On Heat, and that is a damn fact!
He's the target of many jokes,
Thanks to his good friend Mick Foley
But I got to be truthful folks,
Al Snow entertained me wholly!
THE END
Check out his official website:
http://members.tripod.com/~ALSNOWSHEAD/
Pic Credits:
1= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Snow
2-4= http://members.tripod.com/~ALSNOWSHEAD/
5= http://cherylshuman.blogspot.com
6= http://members.tripod.com/~ALSNOWSHEAD/
7= http://www.wwe.com