"Ode To Gail Kim" By Alexander The Poet 04.18.07

Currently there is a girl in TNA,
Who makes my cock grow the size of a limb
And I make sure to watch it every Thursday,
So I can lust and drool over Gail Kim!

She was raised in Toronto, Ontario,
But then she moved to Tampa, Florida
In December of 2000, she turned pro,
And all her moves made me go "Ooh" and "Ah"!

First, she majored in kinesiology,
But then later, she switched to nutrition
And I hope she accepts my apology,
When I jack off without her permission!

She is a natural born athlete indeed,
With a hot body and long hair to boot
Thus, at this moment I would like to concede,
That I want to bang her, and that's a 'shoot'!

THE END

Check out her official website:
http://www.thegailkim.com