On Tuesday nights on Sci Fi,
My heart is always won
By promos I can't defy,
Said by John Morrison!
He's the 'shaman of sexy',
The 'tuesday night delight'
When I see his abs flexing,
It really makes my night!
With his flawless wavy hair,
And zero body fat
All I could do is just stare,
And wish to be like that!
He was always more pretty,
Than Melina for sure
And he has nicer titties,
The kind you can't ignore!
He's the 'guru of greatness',
And his journey's not done
With his slow motion entrance,
More titles shall be won!
THE END