Oh, Kevin Nash's long pretty hair,
How dearly I miss it so
When he cut it, it was just not fair,
How I wish, back, it would grow!
When he did the jackknife powerbomb,
His hair would flow with such grace
And it made my world forever calm,
It made life fall into place!
His hair had an amazing workrate,
And got mad babyface pops
Every man loved it, both gay and straight,
And they gave it, lots of props!
I believe he used conditioner,
At the least, three times a day
Of it, I became a worshipper,
Whether 'twas black, blonde, or grey!
Oh Kevin Nash, how I miss your mane,
For it never got heel heat
And I wish you'd grow it back again,
Because that would be too sweeeeeet!
THE END
Visit his official website to see pics of his pwetty long hair
http://www.kevinnash.net