"Stone Cold Steve Austin Is Back" by Alexander The Poet 

Stone Cold Steve Austin is back
And he is going to kick some ass
Prepare for a heart attack,
When you hear the breaking of the glass

He was screwed by creative
So then he decided to walk out
His return, imperative
Beyond a shadow of any doubt

Austin 3:16 is here,
All the superstars better watch out
And creative should all fear,
What the Rattlesnake is all about

He has come for just one thing
That's to open a can of whoop ass
And inside the wrestling ring,
He'll raise hell again like no one has!

THE END