Resume

 

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ART GALLERIES

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BAMA Gallery in Hoboken,NJ 03/08/03 Reception for Joe Borzotta
(provided words to a drawing of his "Authoritarian Beauty Causes Submission")

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PERFORMANCES
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ART GALLERIES
Makeready Press Gallery (Spiral Bridge event) in Montclair, NJ 01/30/05
Shore Institute Of The Contemporary Arts in Long Branch, NJ 02/03/06
58 Gallery in Jersey City, NJ/Melissa Surach's Blackhole 04/25/07

BARS                         
449 Room in Trenton, NJ 01/02/06

Al's Bar in Downtown LA 05/23/01
Baggot Inn in New York City
Bar Anticipation in Belmar,NJ
BeachHouse in Belmar,NJ
Brewster's in Bradley Beach
Brighton Bar in Long Branch,NJ
Broadway Central Cafe in South Amboy,NJ
Budapest Cafe in New Brunswick,NJ

Clubhouse in Newton, PA 04.09.07
Connections in Clifton,NJ

Connie's Ric Rac in Philly 12.15.10
Court Tavern in New Brunswick,NJ

Dexter's in Riverdale, NJ 02.28.07
Elks Lodge in Jersey City,NJ 10/27/01
Feedbag in Bloomfield,NJ Mickey Who Show 11/04/00
John & Peter's in New Hope,PA 11/06/00
Liquid Lounge in Hoboken,NJ

Martini Lounge in Dover/Randolph, NJ/Free 99 Open Mic 09/13/07
McGuire's Pub in Old Bridge,NJ
Moon Rock Bar & Grill in Asbury Park,NJ
Moore's in Jersey City, NJ "Uptown Crew Open Mic 12/09/10
Packees Pub in Woodbridge,NJ 03/20/01

Pietro's Sports Bar in Wallington,NJ 07/25/02
Razzles in Seaside Heights,NJ
Ristra Bar & Grill in Hoboken,NJ 02/27/01

Savoys in Hamilton,NJ 05/28/02
Shepard and Knucklehead Pub in Haledon,NJ
Uncle Joe's in Jersey City,NJ 08/19/02

Waterbug Hotel in Jersey City 05/17/07
Willie McBride's in Hoboken,NJ 03/22/01      

BENEFIT SHOWS
Broadway Central Cafe in South Amboy,NJ Dogs Of War 12/00
Broadway Central Cafe in South Amboy,NJ Red Cross Relief For WTC Disaster 10/12/01
Bar A in Belmar,NJ Al Muzer 06/08/02 (Emcee)
Saint in Asbury Park,NJ Al Muzer 06/22/02 (Emcee)
Stone Pony in Asbury Park,NJ Al Muzer 07/24/02 (Emcee)

BOOKSTORES    
Borders in East Brunswick,NJ
Barnes&Noble in East Brunswick,NJ
Barnes&Noble in Princeton Marketfair,NJ
Borders in Princeton,NJ 10/26/00

COFFEEHOUSES     
Basic Elements Cafe c/o Sound&Vision in New Brunswick,NJ 08/22/02

Bloomfield Ave Cafe c/o Spiral Bridge in Montclair,NJ 09/29/02
Cafe 52 in New Brunswick,NJ
Chapter One Cafe in Highland Park,NJ

Cornerstone Caffe in Freehold, NJ 04/10/06
Eleven East Cafe in Glassboro, NJ, 01/12/06
Espresso Joes in Keyport, NJ 03/01/06
Java Hut in Belmar,NJ

Kataluma Chai Rahway, NJ 03/19/10
Mr. G's Cafe (inside Hotel Indigo) Rahway, NJ 12/04/09
Pink Pony in New York City
Sanctuary in Somerville,NJ 02/19/02, 01/11/05

Un-Urban Coffeehouse in Santa Monica, CA 05/24/01
Tapestry Cafe in Netcong, NJ 02/22/07
Twisted Tree Cafe in Asbury Park, NJ 03/29/07
Urban Word Cafe in Trenton,NJ
Zabbazu Cafe in Bound Brook,NJ 10/04/00
Zebu Forno in Red Bank, NJ 04.18.11

CHURCHES           
Open Door in New Brunswick,NJ
Victory Hall in Jersey City,NJ 02/07/02, 01/06/05

COLLEGES            
Bloomfield College/Art Gallery/Midnight Express Open Mic/Bloomfield, NJ 04/19/07

Brookdale Community College "Spoken Soul" Event in Long Branch,NJ 04/26/02
Rutgers Cabaret Theatre on Douglass Campus in New Brunswick,NJ 01/28/05
Rutgers University in Brew Ha Ha's in New Brunswick,NJ
Rutgers University TWESE Dec.4th, 1999
Rutgers University Apollo Talent Show Apr.14,2000

Rutgers University, Verbal Mayhem in the Faculty Dining Hall at Douglass Campus Center in New Brunswick, NJ 03.20.07

COMEDY CLUBS 
Comedy Cabaret in Northwest Philly,PA 11/08/00
Ha Ha Cafe in North Hollywood,CA 05/28/01, 06/23/03
Laff House in Philadelphia,PA 03/28/01

New York Comedy Club in New York City
Stress Factory in New Brunswick,NJ
Gladys Comedy Room in New York City 08/14/02

DANCE CLUBS
Cheetah's in New York City 01/12/01

FESTIVALS       
Hipnosis Arts&Music Festival;March 12, 2000;Whiskey Bar;Hoboken,NJ

Jeff Mach's Final Overnight;February 19, 2005;Clarion Hotel;Edison,NJ
Jeff Mach's Psychotic Music Festival;November 22, 2003;Rutgers University Inn Center;New Brunswick,NJ
Regurgitation Show;March 24, 2001;First Arts Center;Jersey City,NJ

POLITICAL RALLIES
Rutgers University Green Party On College Ave at Brower Commons in New Brunswick,NJ 09/21/00

RESTAURANTS
Justus League Poets Event/Awujoh Restaurant in Somerset, NJ 03.23.07

THEATER               
Dunellen Theater in Dunellen,NJ
Collective Unconscious in New York City 
Surf Reality in New York City
The Vault ; Queens Village,NY 09/18/00

Palace Of Variety/Lilly Lipid's Open Mic in New York City 09/19/02

WEDDINGS
David Nacin & Laura Shay; Bechetsville,PA;08.23.03

ETC
Full Spectrum Healthy Foods Store in Plainfield, NJ/HipHopMeetsPoetryJam/Saturday, February 18, 2006
New Brunswick Pride Center in New Brunswick,NJ/Saturday, February 17,2001
Halloween Hipnosis Show at Whiskey Bar in Hoboken,NJ/Wednesday,October 31,2001
Surf Taco in Pt. Pleasant,NJ/Friday, January 18,2002(Spiral Bridge Poets Event)
Hamilton St. in BoundBrook,NJ/Wednesday,April 10,2002 (Spiral Bridge Poets Event)

Pride Center Of New Jersey in North Brunswick, NJ/Friday, January 20, 2006
Rutgers Geology Museum in Geology Hall in New Brunswick,NJ/Wednesday,April 24,2002(Spiral Bridge Event)
Phunky Burrito in Montclair,NJ/Monday,June 3,2002(Spiral Bridge Event)

The Pub in Williamsburg, NY/Saturday, February 17, 2007/Bad Art Party
Tumulty's Pub in New Brunswick, NJ/Mike Weiss' Comedy Crisis Competition/Thursday, May 10, 2007
Kaboom's Fiery Hot Box Burlesque/Vaudeville Show at Baronet Theatre in Asbury Park, NJ/Saturday, May 12, 2007
Art House Productions presents Late Nite Curiosities/1 McWilliams Pl, Jersey City, NJ/Friday, June 1, 2007
Glubdub.com Funky Flea Party at Om Baby And World Arts Studio in Pt. Pleasant, NJ/Saturday, October 27, 2007
Babyhole at Toyeaters in Jersey City, NJ *featured poet*/Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Lenape Femme Boutique Coffeehouse in Jersey City, NJ/Saturday, January 30, 2010
Grassroots Community Space in Jersey City, NJ/JC Slam Series/Friday, November 26, 2010
Novel Teas/River Read Reading Series/Red Bank, NJ/Sunday, April 10, 2011 (Technically held in the back of it in open space cause place was actually closed that day)

OPENING ACT FOR BANDS
For the Bands "The Marbles" and "Dillettantes" 01/26/01 Broadway Central Cafe South Amboy,NJ
For The Band "Flat Morrison" CD Release Party 05/19/01 Broadway Central Cafe South Amboy,NJ
For The Band "Evil Adam" 06/27/01&02/02/02 Connections Clifton,NJ & Sometime In Elks Lodge Jersey City,NJ
For The Band "Porn Rock" 02/28/02 Connections Clifton,NJ

INTERMISSION ACT FOR BANDS
For The Band "Eugene" 03/31/00 Whiskey Bar Hoboken,NJ
For The Band "Lord Of The Pants" 05/03/00 Chapter One Cafe Highland Park,NJ
For The Band "Norma's Lemon Stand" 07/07/00 Bridges Staten Island,NY

For The Band "Logjam" 04/01/2006 Cake Shop, NYC

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PRINT
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COLLEGE PUBLICATIONS
The Medium/Rutgers University's Weekly Satire Publication

MAGAZINES
Defunkt Magazine (San Francisco, CA) Issue #3; December 2005; www.defunktmagazine.com pg 62

PORN MAGAZINES
Touch Magazine, (Ontario,CA Alternative Sex Mag) Jan/Feb. 2001 Issue; "Tits" pg. 53
Xtreme Magazine (Strip Club Industry Mag) Jan/Feb. 2001 Issue; "She Gave Me Wood", "When She Played With My Cock" pg. 36
Xtreme Magazine Dec/Jan 2002 Issue

ZINES
Electric Mandolin , October 2004, Vol.1 Issue 1

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RADIO
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NowLive.com/The Hump Day Show with The Jerzee Girls (Gerv Girl & Angel)/Wednesday, July 11, 2007

KSEXRADIO.COM/THE WANKER SHOW/LOS ANGELES,CA/APRIL 18,2002-FEBRUARY 27, 2006

WKRL K-ROCK 100.9FM/Syracuse,NY , 94.9FM/Utica,NY Josh Springsteeen Show/Saturday nights/May 6,2000-June 2000
                   
THE LATE LATE BREAKFAST SHOW WITH MAURICE BOLAND/Spain/May 23,2000
                   
WKCR 89.9FM COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY NYC "ART ATTACK" WITH KRISTIN SAVARESE/June 23,2000 

WZXL 100.7FM/Wildwood,NJ/Joe And The Fox Morning Show September 6,2000

WRSU 88.FM/New Brunswick,NJ/Non Productive Show/Tuesday, March 6, 2001/Monday,Feb.11,2002

WVUA 90.7FM/Tuscaloosa,AL/Lee And Wolfe/Friday,Feb.22,2002-Mar.1,2002

WGBB 1240AM/Long Island,NY/Tom And Pudgie Show/Monday, Sept.23,2002-December 9, 2002

WGBB 1240AM/Long Island,NY/Joe Salzone/Thursday, April 10, 2003

WGBB 1240AM/Long Island,NY/After Dark with Joe Salzone/Sunday, December 21,2003-February 2004

Playboy Radio Nightcalls with Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath/Los Angeles,CA/Thursday, June 19, 2003

Money Shot! Body Shot! with Sport Swami/cyberstationusa.com/Hartford,CT/Thursday, December 18,2003 *NEVER AIRED*

WGBB 1240AM/Long Island,NY/Mikey And Jimmy Show/Saturday, May 29, 2004

PERVERTRADIO.COM/Interview/Portland,OR/Thursday, May 5, 2005

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TELEVISION
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RUTV/Rutgers University in New Brunswick,NJ/Sept.2000 (I think)
Rowan University Television/Rowan University in Glassboro,NJ/Up All Night with Kurt Magnum/Tue.Dec.3,2002
The Wanker Show/Los Angeles,CA/May 2002
Dr. Susan Block Show/Los Angeles,CA/Saturday, June 21, 2003

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WEBSITES
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GENERAL WEB
Eozine.com/Arts&Entertainment Online Community
Babel Magazine/babelmagazine.com/04.03

PORN WEBSITES
AdultDetective.com 04.22.03
Adultfilmfan.com 01.03
AdultFYI.com 11.03
Ainews.com 12.02
FuckingGossip.com 02.03
Literotica.Com 07.04
LukeFord.com 03.03
LukeFord.net 05.03
MikeSouth.com 01.03
SandM.com 11.03
Setgo.com 02.03
SimplyJimmyD.com 12.02
The-Blue-Pages.com 07.03
TheRealGeneRoss.com 04.03
TopProTalent.com 01.03

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BANNED VENUES
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Serenity's in Ocean Grove,NJ
Copper Mountain Steakhouse in East Brunswick,NJ
Harvest Moon Cafe in New Brunswick,NJ
Tumulty's Pub in New Brunswick,NJ
Cafe Grappa in Highland Park,NJ
Internet Cafe in Red Bank,NJ  01/15/00
Red Lion Cafe in Rutgers University in New Brunswick,NJ  04/07/00
The Inkwell in West Long Branch,NJ 05/25/00
The Corner Tavern in New Brunswick,NJ  08/22/00
The Stanley Cup in Linden,NJ  10/15/00

Jennifer's Coffee Connection in Studio City,CA 05/26/01
Surf Taco in Pt.Pleasant,NJ 03/23/02

Java Joint Cafe in Old Bridge, NJ 02/10/06 www.thejavajointcafe.com 
Espresso Joes in Keyport, NJ 03/29/2006 www.espresso-joes.com 
JUST ADDED!IHOP in Bloomfield, NJ on Broad St. as part of Pirates&Pancakes 2.0 on 03.25.07

Updated 4.18.11